Tyrion: Before you go you will call on Lord and Lady Stark and offer your sympathies.
Joffrey: The boy means nothing to me. And I can’t stand the wailing of women—-
(slap)
Tyrion: One word and I hit you again.
Joffrey I’m telling mother!
(slap)
Tyrion: Go. Tell her. But first you would get to Lord and Lady Stark. And you would fall on your knees in front of them and tell them how very sorry you are. That you are at their service and that all your prayers are with them. Do you understand?
Joffrey: You can’t—-
Tyrion: Do you understand?
Slap scene 3
Because it will never get old
(via houseofthrones)


