“Now hear this, beware, I’m warning you, don’t go to Hollywood. The streets are not paved with gold, they’re paved with the carcasses of fucking imbeciles like you who think they’re gonna go there and make it. Pray you avoid it.’ Did you get that? That was Shakespeare, heard of him?”

-Peter Highman (Robert Downey, Jr.), Due Date

Because suddenly, inspiration hit me.